Shit Alom: 
Granny, heres 5 kg potato, because your Samshu died and is a martyr.
Granny: 
My grandson Shamshu isn’t a martyr, he died of diarrhoea.
Zinda Oli: 
Didn’t Shit Alom tell you? Dying due to diarrhoea in July and August is considered a martyr because his diarrhea became a symbol of sacrifice.